Posts tagged funny stories about motherhood
How To Handle The Dreaded "M" Word - Menopause.

How did I get here?  When did I reach this point in my life?  For Christ sake, I am still finding myself!  LOL.  I have finally heard the dreaded word - menopause- from my doctor.  I wanted to spit in her face and scream at the top of my lungs,  "WHY!!"

Years ago, I watched my own mother through this horrible time.  It was like watching the movie "Exorcist" and "Carrie" combined.  I remember feeling sad for her and saying that I would never get here.  Okay, you stupid, stupid girl!

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My Christmas Gifts To My Husband!

So with the holidays coming, my friends are scrambling to buy their husbands presents.  I watch the anxiety all over their faces and I just sit back and watch.

First off, my thought is, they buy what they need all year round.  And you really have the kids to focus on.  I am not a good multi-tasker and can only handle a few jobs at a time.

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Stress - Free Guide To Reading For Kindergarten

For first-time parents, kindergarten is a major milestone. It is the beginning of their child’s education journey and they are beyond stressed out. To that, Unfiltered Mom Kathy Chlan says ‘Chill out and grab a glass of wine”. 

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Open Letter To Parents Of Special Needs Kids

Dear parents with special needs kids,

I hope this letter will not offend anyone.  I have 2 boys - 22 & 19- and my oldest boy, Casey, is on the spectrum.  At this point in my life, I feel like I could pass on some knowledge.

The reason is very important - I survived and did not break!  It was definitely a roller coaster, which I so love, with ups and downs and turns you never expected!

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To Moms Of Twins - Hold On Tight!

I want to first say, I am NOT the mother of twins.  But, I have an identical sister.  So I feel I can give some sound advice to Moms of twins.  Something wonderful happened to my Mom - she survived!

No one can prepare you for 2 babies - at least that's what my mom Joannie said. She says she earned every one of her gray hairs and she says that proudly.

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Fat Shaming - When The Hell Is It Gonna Stop??

Singer/Songwriter Pink had something to say to some fat shamers.  The response was awesome!  She told them she looked and felt beautiful and that her dress was fabulous!  Pink said her husband said there is more booty to grab and he LOVES it!!

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Whatever Happened to Playing Outside In The Neighborhood??

In today's society, we are soo concerned with raising exceptional, intelligent children.  But as I sit here thinking, I realize something.  We are consumed with perfection, that we have forgotten that they are children.   

Holy shit!  What if our parents were like this??  We would be different people and have had different experiences.  I loved my childhood - dysfunction and all!

When my kids were little and I was involved in "play dates", my husband would ask "What the hell are play dates?"  I would proceed to tell him that they are organized play for our children.

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Fifty Shades Of Grey - Sleep Or Crazy Sex???

So I read all 3 books in The Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.  I was soo excited when movie execs decided to put the story on screen.  I counted down the days!

Reading those books, takes you away from all the chaos that is our lives as "Moms".  To go on a fantasy ride with 2 people who don't seem to have a care in the world was fabulous!

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